I've blown a few things in my day
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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