if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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