i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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