Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
she smelled like a LAN party
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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