Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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