i always forget guys have bellybuttons
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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