i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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