How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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