I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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