Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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