its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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