3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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