Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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