I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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