Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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