Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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