Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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