Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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