U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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