so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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