So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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