Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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