i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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