I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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