He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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