I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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