remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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