Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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