And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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