I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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