Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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