should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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