Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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