oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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