Well douche your snatch and let's go!
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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