I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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