I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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