Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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