Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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