dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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