Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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