You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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