so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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