mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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