i may or may not be watching the land before time
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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