just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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