Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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