Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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