had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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