Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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