im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
