Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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