No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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